Certificate of authenticity and gamesmanship


This document will serve to testify that (Your Name Here) indeed, defied all common sense and logic! Mustering every ounce of energy and will, they elevated themselves to superhuman form and determination, by climbing all 55 rock steps, and 6 heaping boulders, to a height of approximately 100 feet, whilst carrying their bicycle on their shoulder for a mandatory selfie atop the awe inspiring Castelo de Santa Cruz rock formation, in the town of Arcos de Valdevez, in the Minho region of Portugal, this ____ day of (month) (year).


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